Now, let's be honest--Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS) issuing a statement declaring homosexuality to be "immoral" is about as surprising a news item as Paris Hilton issuing a statement that she plans to go to a party and get wasted with her BFFs. The man's whole career is based on his drive to be the most far-right conservative in the room on every issue imaginable, and he's hoping to gain the 2008 GOP nomination on a platform of proto-fascist Christian soldiering. While I consider it an even-money bet that Republican voters would be blind and rabid enough to actually make this Shrieking Eel their champion in the next election, I still have enough faith in ordinary Americans to ultimately reject the idea of becoming a Christian Saudi Arabia.
That said, Senator, if you're going to appear everywhere you can to whip the base ("al-Qaida") into a frenzy of hate and fear about The Gay, then maybe you'd be better off not wearing a FABulous rainbow-colored tie while doing it:

EDIT: Apparently the link has rotted and the photo expunged from the Internet. Too bad. I'm telling you, Carson Kressley would have been proud of this tie.
People are going to start wondering if you're really Sen. Sam Brokeback.
That said, Senator, if you're going to appear everywhere you can to whip the base ("al-Qaida") into a frenzy of hate and fear about The Gay, then maybe you'd be better off not wearing a FABulous rainbow-colored tie while doing it:

EDIT: Apparently the link has rotted and the photo expunged from the Internet. Too bad. I'm telling you, Carson Kressley would have been proud of this tie.
People are going to start wondering if you're really Sen. Sam Brokeback.
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